These are supposedly actual newspaper ads. Whether they are or not, I got a chuckle out of them. Enjoy!
FREE Yorkshire Terrier: 8 yrs. old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel - 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd - Part Stupid Dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND: Dirty White Dog. Looks like a Rat....been out awhile. Betterbe a Reward for this NASTY little thing.
COWS, CALVES: Never Bred....Also, 1 Gay Bull For Sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!: Must sell Washer & Dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE: Worn ONCE by mistake. Call Stephanie - $300.
And the BEST one.....FOR SALE /BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45volumes. Excellent condition. $1000 or Best Offer. No longer needed,got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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