Friday, February 27, 2009

weekly email from February 27, 2009

Hello friends & loved ones,It's 51 degrees this morning and as I sit here I realize that any vanity I have is going to go out the window in less than 2 days. On Sunday morning, I along with 6 other fellow churchmembers, will have our heads buzzed in support of one of the congregants who is losing her hair because of chemo. The bigger picture is that we will also be indirectly supporting all people who live with cancer each day of their lives; it will give us just the briefest glimpse of what their lives might be like with no hair. And they don't have a choice of losing their hair.Why on earth would I ever think of buzzing my head though, you may ask. Because I'm frequently talking about stepping outside of one's comfort zone and I figured if I'm going to talk the talk, I need to walk the walk. I've got my baseball caps (imagine me in a baseball cap) all set to go. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous and maybe a titch scared but, I'm human, and I have just over 48 hours left before my lovely locks are gone...if only temporarily. I promise to take pictures and put them on my blog.

Until next week (when I'll be bald), stay safe, stay happy and stay healthy.love,paul

Thursday, February 19, 2009

What A Record!

I'm not sure I'd be proud to have my name in the Guinness Book Of World Records as the most married person in the country but a woman from Indiana does hold that distinction. The woman, born Linda Lou Taylor and now known as Linda Wolfe, probably has Erica Kane from All My Children beat with the number of marriages she's racked up-23.

Her marriages include weddings to a preacher, convict, bartenders, homeless men, two gay men and a wife beater. Her first marriage was in 1957 (at just 16-years old) and her last was in 1996 as part of a publicity stunt. The man she married was the most married man in the country, Taylor was his 29th wife. Sadly, he died a few days shy of their one-year anniversary. One man she even married three times and, not to be outdone by Britney Spears, was married to one man for a mere 36 hours, 19 hours less than Britney and Jason Allen Alexander. Her longest marriage-7 years. Guess she took the term 7-year itch to heart.

Taylor, who now uses the surname of Wolfe, says she would get married again. Why not? Go for 30.

Congrats Wolfe for getting into the Book.

peace,

paul

DVD of the week

Ludicrous Religion: In the newly released DVD, Religulous (R), satirist Bill Maher and director Larry Charles offer up a compelling and irreverent view of religion in the modern world.

In the documentary, Maher literally travels the world and goes head to head with plenty of ex-Mormons, religious scholars, U.S. senators, gay muslim activists, rabbis and authors to get to the heart of what is religion and why should we even care about it?

Maher, who is half-Jewish and half-Catholic and who has long been anti-religion is sometimes too flippant and simplistic for his own good but he does really make some excellent points and insights; none of which are new by the way but presented in a new way in Maher's inimitable style. He delves into how religion has been passed down through the years, the many faces of religion and how religious people are misinformed, misinterpret the writings of holy books and are often misguided. Another focus of the movie is how religion can be blamed for many of society's ills, which is true in many instances but not all of the ills we see.

I think the funniest and most shocking moment in the film would have to be when Arkansas senator Mark Pryor is sparring with Maher and actually lets slip that one does not need to take an IQ test in order to be a senator. Wow!!!!! So, I wonder, what does that say about him?

In the film Maher is a combination of Michael Moore with his pushiness and arrogance and Bill O'Reilly with his continuous interruption of the people he's interviewing.

Whether you're an atheist, agnostic, fundamentalist or somewhere in-between, this won't offer any new profound insights but will make you think.

peace,

paul

DVD of the week

Strumming Along: Director Amy Redford (daughter of Robert Redford) follows in her father's footsteps with her debut film, The Guitar (R), a quiet, touching movie about one woman's transformation.

After Melody (played by Saffron Burrows) loses her thankless job, has her heart broken by her boyfriend and told she has cancer and only two months left to live, she does what any self-respecting woman would do: She sequesters herself in a pricey loft and begins spending her money like it's water. One does need the most comfortable bed; have to have that chic lamp; ooh, I need some trendy clothes because I threw the ones on my back out the window. If it sounds weird, it's not. Ok, maybe a little bit but that's just because we don't know this woman yet and we get little pieces of her throughout the film. She's a mystery just like the disease she's diagnosed with.

Burrows is electric. I haven't seen too many of her movies but found myself riveted by her expressions. There's a lot of them as the movie is not talky. Present day Melody is juxtaposed with dreams of young Melody and her fascination with a vintage red guitar. Before long, adult Melody is ordering one of her own. She does meet people while she's secluded in the loft; a pizza delivery girl and the super of the building.

I thought this was an original idea but it was inspired by a true story. I've no knowledge of the story it's based on but it's still definitely worth a watch. Instead of wallowing in self-pity, Melody takes control of her life and rediscovers who she is.

peace,

paul

Just for fun

Just read a 224-word palindrome poem by a writer named Demetri Martin. The title, "Dammit, I'm mad". Look it up on the web. I'm mad too that I can't write even a one line palindrome so I thought I'd start out simpler with a few limericks. These were all written by moi.

There was a man named Paulie,
Who really liked the word golly.
He went to town one day,
muttering on the way
and came back with some cheap Stoli.

A craving of ice is really nice,
but that wouldn't be my only vice.
And though I wouldn't choose
to drink without my shoes,
I'd like a chance at rolling the dice.

From whence I came I do not know.
To where I go it will not snow.
I am not lost at sea,
nor am I in Jersey.
But my heart is in Mexico.


peace,

paul

weekly email from February 20, 2009

Hello friends & loved ones,

Believe it or not, March is looming right around the corner and I'm reminded of the phrase "In like a lion, out like a lamb", and I'm hoping that this year that saying will prove a falsity. March is always unpredictable and has a history of giving us some nasty storms.

I'm betting that the term unpredictable has been on the mind of Hartford, CT resident Charla Nash this week.

In case you haven't heard, Nash was brutally mauled this past week by a friend's 15-year old, 200-lb pet chimpanzee. Travis, who years ago was featured in commercials for Coca-Cola and Old Navy, had escaped the house and Sandra Herold, Travis's owner, called Nash to help get Travis back in.

When Nash arrived, Travis brutally attacked Nash's hands and face. Herold stabbed Travis several times to get him off her friend but to no avail. 911 was called and when police did arrive, several officers also sustained injuries during the course of trying to wrangle Travis. Travis was eventually shot to death.

The belief is that Travis had Lyme disease and was reacting to the medication he was on. His owner tried to calm Travis's agitation earlier in the day with a Xanax in his tea.Travis, who was quite well-known in the neighborhood was quite talented. He could open car doors and ride around like a real person, take his own bath, ate at the table, drank wine from a stemmed glass, controlled the remote while watching television and could even log onto the computer.

Granted, this is what people call a freak accident but one woman's life is probably changed forever and another woman lost her beloved pet. Life is so fragile-as friends and family of passengers on Continental flight 3407 know all too well-and no matter how much planning, preparation or safety measures we put into each day, we really have no idea when we too might be changed forever.

I think there is another lesson to be learned in this story: Don't have a chimpanzee for a pet. Obviously Travis's owner never watched The Jeff Corwin Experience. Yes, they are very bright creatures and can be quite entertaining but that doesn't mean they should be domesticated.

Whatever you do in the days ahead or the coming week-don't forget to savor every moment of life and pray for each other as I pray for each of you. As always, stay safe, stay healthy and stay happy.

love,

paul
President Obama is not the first left-handed President to officiate from the Oval Office but he's arguably the most studied-at least when it comes to that particular limb. Check out this video of our Chief's signature style. Then you can decide for yourself if lefties really are in their right minds or not.


http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/02/18/moos.oddball.signature.cnn

peace,

paul

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I recently celebrated my 36th birthday and got a gift certificate to FYE. Wanna get right to my heart? Just give me a gift certificate to a music store and I'm yours. Ok, seriously though, I bought four new cds. I don't remember offhand what the other three were (don't make me look) but one of them was Britney Spears's sixth studio album, Circus. When I first heard the song "Womanizer", the lead track from the album, I thought it was annoying and it gave me a bit of a headache and, quite frankly, I had had enough of hearing about Britney and her tabloid tales. I would literally change the station.

Then she released the second single, "Circus" and I thought this song is pretty catchy and not terrible. With lyrics such as, "All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus" she isn't just whistling dixie, she's singing about her chaotic life. Some other notable entries are "Out From Under" which details the pain of lost love and not dwelling on the regrets; "Unusual You" which finds La Spears singing about the unpredictable twists and turns of new love and "MMM Papi" a jaunty ditty in which Spears lets her hair down and plays the damsel in distress. The whole album is decent and proves once again that one should not be discounted just because of their personal trials and tribulations. Spears has never been a great singer but she continues to make good and fun music.

Give it a listen on Amazon.com and then go out and buy the cd.

peace,

paul

Monday, February 16, 2009

The Big Day

Today All My Children will televise the first ever (for daytime soaps anyway) lesbian wedding between Bianca Montgomery, the daughter of Ms. Erica Kane, and Reese Williams. It's about time. These two are not the first gay/lesbian characters to be portrayed on daytime tv but it is the first wedding.

Soaps are still plugging along and this is a big step in order to keep up with the times and stay fresh. No word yet on just how long the union will last or when they'll get pregnant. Stay tuned...

peace,

paul

81st Annual Academy Awards-The Winners Predicted

In just 6 days the 81st the Oscars will be handed out for the 81st time. Meryl vs. Angelina. Brad vs. Mickey. The millionaire vs. Benjamin. Who will win? Shocking omissions and surprising (albeit pleasant) additions aside, I will take a stab at predicting the winners in all 24 races. Last year, I got 20 out of 24 correct. This year, I'm going 24 for 24. Herewith, the predictions with just a bit of commentary along with the one that SHOULD win.


Best Original Screenplay: All five nominees are terrific choices. Sadly, In Bruges and Frozen River don't stand a chance; Happy Go Lucky did win some critic's awards and Wall-E is an animated film (not a bad thing but it would have been better had it also been up for Best Picture). That leaves Milk.

SHOULD WIN: Frozen River or Happy-Go-Lucky
WILL WIN: Milk

Best Adapted Screenplay: The only group that should bother showing up for this award is the group from Slumdog Millionaire, though the "Button(s)" could pull a surprise upset.

SHOULD WIN: Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Editing: Contrary to popular belief, the award that wins Best Editing does NOT always win Best Pic. Normally I would choose The Dark Knight but it will possibly win Makeup and/or Visual Effects and most certainly win Supporting Actor. With that movie out of the way, it falls to Slumdog.

SHOULD WIN: Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Cinematography: It's between Button and Millionaire in this race. While both are deserving, Slumdog has the edge.

SHOULD WIN: Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Art Direction: One of the Slumdog-less categories, which leaves another "button" sewn up unless The Duchess pulls a corset out of the air.

SHOULD WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
WILL WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button


Best Original Score: Again, this is Slumdog's to lose. The soundtrack was exciting and buoyant.

SHOULD WIN: Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Original Song: I would say that Slumdog Millionaire would win (it has two of three slots) and even though the thinking may be Wall-E should get some more love, Slumdog's ending dance number should dance away with the prize.

SHOULD WIN: "Jai Ho" Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: "Jai Ho" Slumdog Millionaire

Best Costume Design: This one hands down will go to Keira Knightley's film, The Duchess for the extravagant and colorful frocks that bedeck this movie.

SHOULD WIN: The Duchess
WILL WIN: The Duchess

Best Makeup: This is a tough one. The Dark Knight will certainly get a win for Heath Ledger's creepy and fascinating turn as the Joker but might it also get a little more love for the splendid makeup? Possibly, but I'm going to go for the wizardry of Button.

SHOULD WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
WILL WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Best Sound Editing/Sound Mixing: This is always a tough category to choose because, really, what goes into choosing the winner of sound mixing? Who knows...I'm going for a split decision.

SHOULD WIN: The Dark Knight (Best Sound Editing & Mixing)
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire (Best Sound Mixing); The Dark Knight (Best Sound Editing)

Best Visual Effects: If Button wasn't up for this award, I'd go for the knight in black.

SHOULD WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
WILL WIN: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Best Foreign Language Film: This is between France's The Class and Israel's Waltz With Bashir. Sadly, I haven't seen any of the nominees; I usually have seen at least two. Just for its timeliness and cutting edge animation, Waltz should win but Japan will probably walk away with the prize.

SHOULD WIN: Waltz With Bashir
WILL WIN: Departures

Best Documentary Feature: This race is between a high wire act and the survivors of a hurricane but between the two, the fascinating story of Philippe Petit will rise to the occasion.

SHOULD WIN: Man On Wire
WILL WIN: Man On Wire

Best Documentary Short: Another category in which I've seen not one of the nominees so this is a complete guess.

SHOULD WIN: The Witness-From The Balcony Of Room 306
WILL WIN: Smile Pinki

Best Animated Feature: The trash cleaning robot has this one wrapped up.

SHOULD WIN: Wall-E
WILL WIN: Wall-E

Best Animated Short: Another pseudo victory for Wall-E? Yes, as Presto, the film that played before Wall-E, will take this prize.

SHOULD WIN: Presto
WILL WIN: Presto

Best Live Action Short: Unless the film with the Holocaust theme comes from behind, this one is going to the toys.

SHOULD WIN: Auf der Strecke (On The Line)
WILL WIN: Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Best Actor: The dark horse in this race is Frank Langella's performance as Tricky Dick. Having said that, it's going to be a head to head battle between the gay politician and the washed-up-making-a-valiant-comeback wrestler (and actor). Sean Penn might pull an upset and I (and maybe even more than a few Academy members) can't believe I'm going to say that Mickey Rourke will soon be an Oscar winner.

SHOULD WIN: Frank Langella for Frost/Nixon
WILL WIN: Sean Penn for Milk

Best Supporting Actor: Who deserves this more? Josh Brolin whose turn as Dan White was full of angst and layers or Heath Ledger who wowed audiences with his bold turn as the Joker? Would the answer be different if Ledger were still alive today? Possibly. Everyone thinks Ledger has this sewn up and he well might but I don't think he deserves it the most.

SHOULD WIN: Josh Brolin for Milk
WILL WIN: Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight

Best Actress: One shocking omission was Sally Hawkins for her turn in Happy-Go-Lucky. She won the Golden Globe and several critcs awards. It is great, however, to see Melissa Leo (I think she possibly took the slot that would have normally gone to Hawkins) in this race. Her turn as a mother who turns to transporting illegals across the border between New York state and Quebec was honest, raw and revelatory. Angelina Jolie and Anne Hathway don't stand a chance. I'd say that Streep would win but Winslet's sixth nod will yield her first win.

SHOULD WIN: Melissa Leo for Frozen River
WILL WIN: Kate Winslet for The Reader

Best Supporting Actress: I would really like to see Amy Adams win because she's such an honest actress; her performances are real and full of richness. Viola Davis did do a remarkable job but, really, any actress in that role could have done the same thing. Taraji P. Henson was also amazing but wasn't quite a standout. Marisa-yes-you-can-really-act Tomei better not win this race. She was good in The Wrestler but it was a "wow" performance. That leaves Penelope Cruz who was up for a lead actress Oscar just a few years ago. She's proven that she's beautiful AND can act.

SHOULD WIN: Amy Adams for Doubt
WILL WIN: Penelope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Director: Every director in this race is very deserving of the nomination. The race, however, is between the Millionaire and the man who ages backwards. Barring an upset (which wouldn't happen in this category) Danny should have his speech ready.

SHOULD WIN: Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire

Best Picture: If an upset is going to happen it will be in this category and will be the biggest since Shakespeare In Love beat out Saving Private Ryan back in 1999. My money's on the Slumdog.

SHOULD WIN: Slumdog Millionaire
WILL WIN: Slumdog Millionaire

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Remake Madness

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and with that comes a new Friday the 13th movie which I have absolutely no intention of seeing or Netflixing. This movie, the 12th in the series, is supposedly a reworking of the first 3 Friday the 13th movies. Apparently, the original three just weren't good enough. I remember seeing the first film at the drive-in with my mom and dad. My mom liked horror movies; I was 7. By the way, I'm a good case study for children who grow up watching horror movies turning out just fine, thank you. Anyway, I have seen all of the other Friday the 13th films, including that so-stupid-it's-funny one with Freddy Krueger. Speaking of Freddy Krueger, there's a remake of Nightmare On Elm Street slated to be released as well.

Enough already! Didn't they learn anything when they remade Psycho? Talk about stinky!!! And the remakes just keep on coming; Star Trek, The Taking Of Pelham 1-2-3 and I'm sure there are plenty others in addition to such classics as Ocean's Eleven, A Christmas Carol, The Longest Yard and Time Machine, to name just a few.

And don't even get me started on the sequels and the movie versions of television shows. Why can't we just have more originality? Is that so much to ask for? I know the saying, 'there are no original ideas' but there are original ways to tell those ideas.

I for one will be enjoying my Friday the 13th (no, I'm not superstitious) away from the movie theater.

peace,

paul

Monday, February 09, 2009

Gorgeous Grammys & Gaffes

Ok, I admit, I don't usually watch the Grammys simply because they are usually long and boring (funny, all my friends say the same thing about the Oscars). So, since they feel free to diss the Oscars, I'm going to go off on the Grammys. Apparently I'm not the only one who thought this year's Grammys were tiresome and produced some truly bizarre moments; not the least of which was Jay-Z hopping on stage to rap while Coldplay frontman Chris Martin played the group's "Lost". Surprisingly, however, that little pair-up did seem to work.

The same cannot be same for Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift who dueted on the song "15". Frankly, it would have sounded better if just Swift had done the singing. Hannah Montana, oops, I mean Miley wasn't bad but she really should stick to the lower register; it sounded like she was reaching and screeching on the high notes.

One superstar who should not count the Grammys as a high note in her career is Whitney Houston. While presenting the award for Best R&B Album to Jennifer Hudson (and offering praise to Clive Davis) Houston appeared as spacy as ever. Crack, anyone??? Ok, I kid but she did keep pausing and is it just me or was there something wrong with her eyes? Maybe she needs glasses to read the teleprompter or maybe she just needs some sunshine.

Speaking of spacy, Sugarland singer Jennifer Nettles gave Whitney a run for her money when she got up on stage to accept Sugarland's award for Best Country Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals. When she wasn't fawning over Paul McCartney (strategically placed in the front row-the Jack Nicholson of the Grammys if you will) she was tittering nervously. Too much bubbly, perhaps? At least she wasn't doing that nasal thing she does when she sings. Don't get me wrong, I like the group but Jennifer please sing from your diaphragm once in a while.

And the strangeness just kept on coming: When Craig Ferguson wasn't talking about his nomination for "Best sex tape", Kanye West was getting a dig in at the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences about how he never won a Best New Artist Grammy-just before naming the nominees of...Best New Artist.

There were some nice red carpet dresses-Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow but what was Carrie wearing during her song "Last Name"? She just looked trashy and the dress looked like it had been ripped. Perhaps during her drinking binge she talks about in the song? And poor Jennifer Hudson...I'm glad she won and decided to actually sing as opposed to lip-synching (National Anthem, anyone?) but her dress was hideous. It looked like she had a jumbo size bib and she was ready for the lobster eating contest. I hope she retires that dress by burning it; it didn't do her justice.

I only watched about two hours of the show before finally giving up and it's a good thing I did because in 3 1/2 hours, they only gave out 10 awards. 10!!!!!! Even the Oscars have 24. That's 8 for each hour, approximately.

Ok, everyone, back to the recording studios for another year of great music. But please, if you plan on pairing up with someone outside of your genre, make it sublime.

peace,

paul

Thursday, February 05, 2009

cool video

Check out this sucker!!!! A snake big enough to eat a cow? Yikes.

peace,

paul

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=11875445

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Wednesday windbag

Ok, first of all, I've got nothing against people who chew tobacco; in fact, my first lover chewed tobacco much to my disgust but I believe there are appropriate and inappropriate places to do it. Having said that, I was appalled yesterday while in line at Blockbuster. The way the line forms in this particular Blockbuster is it kind of snakes around some candy displays and from where I was standing I was able to make a quarter turn in order to see who was standing behind me and get a front view of the cash registers. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the guy behind me holding a cup in one hand and his movies in the other. In the cup he was spitting...His chewing tobacco!!!! It was all I could do to keep my jaw from dropping to the video store floor. I was grossed out; not only by the effrontery of the man but by his brazen display of his nasty habit. In a few years he'll probably have cancer of the mouth, lose part of his tongue and still be chewing. I don't care if you chew, just don't do it in a public place, especially where children might be.

It's not a good time to be Down Under because you might find a snake in your toilet or crocs on the road. Continued storms in Sydney have sent the wildlife scurrying for dry land or some sort of safe haven. The poor crocs are being washed into the streets. One 5.25-foot-long croc had to be treated for an eye injury and several broken teeth (aren't broken teeth on a crocodile a good thing?...The less to eat you with). As for the snakes, people have taken to shooing them out the door with brooms. If you live in Australia, try to stay dry and double check the toilet before sitting down!

peace,

paul