Saturday, January 27, 2007

Stick 'em up, now put it down, no, really, put it down.

Mozart, the manly and mobile iguana in Belgium, has a problem. A serious one. It seems that Mozart got an erection and kept it; for over a week. Unfortunately for Mozart, since the erection has gone strong for so long, he will have to have the sexual organ amputated. In fact, by the time you read this it may already be done. Thankfully for Mozart male iguanas have two penises. The really sad part of this is that Mozart was jilted by his lover during the sex act. And as a result of the long lasting erection, it is now becoming infected. Love really does hurt. What I want to know, however, is why the second one wasn't erect. How does only one become erect and not the other? Hmmmmmm........

Well, here's hoping that Mozart uses the remaining organ wisely and doesn't get too excited.



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