Check out this video of a marching band on the day of Barack Obama's inauguration. Apparently if you are a drum major in a marching band you are not supposed to wink or nod to the President if he waves to you. This guy did it and got suspended for 6 months. WHAT!!!??????!!!! How utterly absurd. It's the President. Maybe they thought he was flirting with President Obama because of the wink. Oh, Michelle must have been burning with jealousy.