Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Notable Quotes

Many of you saw the videotape of our President, George Bush, eating like a barnyard animal and talking shit, literally with Tony Blair at the G8 Summit. You may have even seen him rub the shoulders of German chancellor Angela Merkel in his "frat-boy-hey-how-YOU-doin' manner. He also had this to say during the G8 summit. "Just going to make it up. I'm not going to talk too damn long like the rest of them." He had that to say to best friend forever? Tony Blair.

Paris Hilton is known for a) her humanitarianism b) her versatility as an actress c) her sex tapes and sleaziness d) her wonderful singing voice. If you didn't choose C then you better give yourself 50 lashes. Paris Hilton, the scion of the Hilton hotel family now has her sights set on being something besides provocateur, floozy, and Minnie mouse sounding songs. "Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now I'm that icon." How brazen and shameful of her to put herself in the same league as Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. Not on her best day.

peace,

paul

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