Men are you going to New Mexico anytime soon? If so then you might want to check out the new cakes; 500 of them have been ordered. They are not the ones you eat, however. No, these are urinal cakes (see the pic to the left) and S.U. Mahesh, the Transportation Dept. spokesman, says the cakes will target a group that poses a threat to the safety of the people: Men. Yes, men have at least three times as many drunk driving infractions as women so the urinal cakes will hopefully curb those infractions, if not stop them altogether. How? The cakes talk and are triggered by motion. "Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks? It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home," says the woman's voice that croons up from the cake. Yes, while you are standing there men, not looking left or right, you'll be forced to see the ad and hear the voice. Piss on you, mate, I'm leaving.