Thursday, October 30, 2008

Stocking Stuffers

Tina Fey better watch her back because there's a new rival for her Sarah Palin impersonation...she's a doll, literally.

The Sarah Palin cabbage patch doll is going to be auctioned off for charity on eBay's website. There's one thing wrong with this doll and I can't belive no one thought of it. It doesn't talk. There should be some Palinisms. Pull Sarah's string and you can hear such gems as "My record is out there", "Alaska is all over the map right now", "Gosh darn it", "Darn tootin'", "We're taking the high road", "You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska", and some bonus ones like, "John McCain is my MAVERICK", "We need a change, not more of the same" (irony, anyone?), "I'd like to use one of my lifelines." Imagine the fun she'd be at a party.

Barack Obama, John McCain and Joe Biden have also been made into cabbage patch dolls. The proceeds will benefit the US Marine Corps' Toys for Tots foundation.



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