It's another warm day and gray to boot. How dreary!!!!! I wish it would cool down and be sunny so I can get out there and mow, damnit.

Jaw dropper of the day: Talk about minding your own business one day and then dying the next. A man in Lagos was relieving himself (#1, not #2) by the side of the road when a horned African cow knocked the man down and killed him. Efforts to revive him were not successful. The cow also injured several bystanders. The man, a bus driver, was taking a leak by his bus when the cow went mad. So what's the next logical thing to do? Arrest the cow!!!! Yes, that's right, the cow was arrested by the police and they were looking for the cow's owner to charge them with failing to keep the cow under control. No word on whether they will seek manslaughter charges against the cow (oh!!!!!!!).

Enjoy your day,

paul