Thursday, March 17, 2005

Oh, that's a good title

Scott Peterson sentenced to death, Robert Blake a free man today, and Michael Jackson's trial is still going on. What is it with celebrities and their inability to stay out of trouble? Granted Scott Peterson isn't a celebrity, not in the traditional sense anyway, but I'll bet more people than not know his name now. Which celebrity will be next? As sure as the sun is bright, there will be another one.

Ridiculous item of the day: A Berlin post office had a little scare when a package started vibrating and making strange noises. Afraid it may have been a bomb, the workers brought in the sender of the package and to their surprise it was a life-size female sex doll. According to the police, the man wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment (talk about premature ejaculation). All was back to normal when the guy removed the batteries. No word on if/when the doll will get her groove back.

That's all for now. More later.

paul

p.s. Happy St. Paddy's Day!!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and your Irish counterpart!!
I'm in reality overload between Survivor, Amazing Race, and American Idol. I think I need to get a life!
Baseball rainout today, so I'm playing slug and lying on the couch watching hoops, with Sidney, all afternoon.
Love you guys....