Apparently a sheriff's office in Virginia is taking the term undercover to heart. In an effort to close down massage parlors for prostitution, a number of detectives are getting their strokes on at the parlors. They've already shut down some parlors using this method and claim it's the only way to put the parlors out of business. In fact Spotsylvania County (sounds like Transylvania) Sheriff Howard Smith says they are only doing what kneads, oops, I mean needs to be done and he sees nothing illegal about it. I thought that prostitution was still illegal period.